I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.
if puppies could talk i would never even want to try and make human friends ever again