commonbee:

commonbee:

sam pepper and nash grier walk into a bar

everyone leaves the bar

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

amerlcanapparel:

google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know

What's happening in Hong Kong?

fireinthehob:

  • The protests are being held in order to achieve universal suffrage in Hong Kong. Although democracy had been promised for 2017 in 2008, China announced this August that Hong Kong people would only be able to vote from a pool of 2-3 specially selected candidates (all of whom…

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

flatsound:

shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

priscellie:

kanayoshiko:

sic burn

Why do I not watch this show.