apriki:

gale hawthorne. 18. representing the one two, str8 edge for LIFE. fuck the system, fuck the capitol, fuck tesserae, fuck you if you believe their lies. fuck snow he is a joke. shoutout to my best girl katniss<333 will meet u in the woods whenever. i HUNT because i’m real, baking is for losers. xxxcore life this isnt district 2

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

casualcissexism:

girl straight up sent that motherfucker to jail for bein sexist why aint that the case irl smh